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How long is your attention span? So, I heard that some people don't have a good attention span. And I wanted to test if your attention span is actually good. This rant will have no vine booms, no background music, no pictures, and no subtitles. That is the last subtitle ever. It's just gone. So, you may hear some misheard words. I'm going to tell the most boring story ever. This is me yapping around. Anyways, there once was a person named Harold who lived in a small, quiet neighborhood where not