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My neighbor reported me to the HOA over my trash cans… so I followed the rules exactly and made his life miserable I didn’t start this. I really didn’t. When I moved into my house, I made it a point to keep things low-key. Smile, wave, don’t get involved in neighborhood drama. My street seemed quiet… except for one guy. We’ll call him Greg. Greg is the self-appointed “neighborhood watchdog.” Not officially on the HOA board, but somehow worse—because he acts like he is, without any accountabi