Why is it that the moment I decide to be productive… my brain suddenly becomes a Netflix recommendation engine?
Like I sit down to study, open my book… and BOOM—
“Hmm… I wonder how penguins propose?”
BRO. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!
And don’t even get me started on my phone.
I pick it up “just to check one notification”…
Next thing I know, it’s been 2 hours, I’ve watched 17 random videos,
and somehow I’m emotionally invested in a guy restoring a rusty knife.
Meanwhile my homework is sitting t