“Everyone whose birthday is in May… please leave.”
“If your favorite color is pink… you gotta go.”
“If you said ‘I’ll study later’ today… leave right now.”
“If you sleep after 12 AM every day… exit please.”
“If you’re watching this instead of studying… leave.”
“If you check your phone every 5 minutes… leave.”
“If you have a crush but never confessed… leave.”
“If you’re broke right now… yeah… leave.”
“If you said ‘I’ll start tomorrow’… leave.”
“If exams stress you out… just go… leave.”