[Opening – Narrator Voice, fast-paced]
“Okay… this actually happened, and I will never live at home again.”
[Scene 1 – Setup]
“I’m 26, living at home to save money. My room? Right off the hallway. Anyone going to the kitchen passes my door. Yeah… bad idea.”
[Scene 2 – The moment]
“My boyfriend and I… mid-intense moment. Moans way too loud. AC humming… (add soft white-noise hum) Sweat everywhere. Heart pounding like a drum solo (sound effect: fast heartbeat).”
[Scene 3 – The horror hits]
“Fron