"PRIORITY INTERCEPT. You have accessed a restricted federal circuit. Federal Case ID: 9-Delta-Sigma-2. Your digital signature is successfully logged and your physical GPS coordinates are currently being triangulated via high-frequency burst. DO NOT DISCONNECT. Under the 2026 Enhanced Cyber-Terrorism Act, an exit trace is now active. Local field units are being dispatched to your signal origin for immediate hardware seizure. Remain on the line for a forensic specialist. LOGGING COMPLETE.