Ben is not tough,
His character is rough,
He can't even bluff,
In an among us scruff.
He is so lame,
He can't even take a blame,
For things he ruined but didn't claim.
He makes people very mad,
Like Ale, eating mutton being glad,
And Lockie, ranting about his bow being bad,
And Xavier, crashing out and being sad.
He is so dumb,
He looks like a plum,
He's so fat he looks like a giants thumb.
He sucks at minecraft,
He can't survive a mineshaft,
He can't even craft.