**[Deep. Gravelly. Trailer narrator who takes this way too seriously.]**
*In a quiet suburban home… where the tension is thick… and the questions are… not great…*
Upstairs…
Behind a door that has witnessed many dramatic sighs…
Sits a legend of the online realm.
A name known across Discord servers, sometimes followed by
“bro please”…
**Gutz.**
Chooser of their own name.
Owner of several hoodies.
Professional argument winner.
Occasional menace.
Tonight…
Gutz logs off.
Because downstairs…